Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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