what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
