I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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