"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
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