i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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