He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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