What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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