but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
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