Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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