porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
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