I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I had to cum in my sink.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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