Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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