ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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