Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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