So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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