i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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