i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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