I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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