I don't think brook has ever known best
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
she pinky promised me she was 18
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
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