Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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