morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize