Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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