We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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