I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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