Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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