just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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