Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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