pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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