We're facebook friends in real life
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
it's like heaven, but drunker
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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