Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
