i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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