He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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