I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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