Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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