Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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