): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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