You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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