Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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