Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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