i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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