Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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