idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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