HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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