oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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