She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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