did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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