it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I can text with my tongue
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Randomize
