I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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