we have officially lost it.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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