Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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