cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
This house was built for laser tag.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
