He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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