what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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