I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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