Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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